Rocktober is here, which means the end of Zeptember, but for those about to rock we salute you.

Jeff Hafley’s Boston College Eagles are getting ready to rock Death Valley. ESPN charitably gives the Eagles an 11% chance to pull a win out of Death Valley, but Dabo’s Clemson Tigers are looking vulnerable after a loss to N.C. St. As Hafley likes to say, B.C. won’t flinch.

The Red Sox are playing down the stretch like they would prefer to play fall ball in the Yawkey League. The Orioles Curse of Robert Andino continues.

The Toronto Blue Jays could be the the AL East’s team to beat in 2022. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is getting all the love but Bo Bichette is also a beast. Bichette just joined the 25/25 club.

Kyrie Irving views himself as an intellectual, who holds views that confuse the vast majority of intelligent people. I’m just completely bored with the guy.

Good to see Tom Brady’s personal trainer, Alex Guerrero, returning to Gillette Stadium. I wonder if Bill will find a nice electrical closet, where the TB12 trainer can attend to his client’s needs.

The Seattle Mariners are aiming to fuck up some people’s shit.

Is Lane Kiffin versus Nick Saban bigger than the return of Tom Brady to Foxboro?

Are Larry Nassar’s buddies running the NWSL?

Fernando Tatis Jr. hit a ball out of Dodger Stadium but the Padres continue to lose, and lose and lose some more.

Watching Joe Biden attempt to corral members of his own political party is like watching Steve Nash coach the Brooklyn Nets.

No sleep ’til Brooklyn unless you’re a Mets fan.

ROCKTOBER