New York Mets: This Time It’s For Real

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The Amazin’ Mets have jumped out to an early two-game lead versus Theo Epstein’s Chicago Cubs, and no Big Apple hardball devotee should feel supremely confident of a Mets 2015 NLCS victory. Unless you’re Pedro Martinez, who has decreed the series a forgone conclusion for the squad from Flushing.

For any self-respecting, long-suffering and resigned to endless mediocrity (That’s being polite.) Mets fan, the fall of 2015 will forever be remembered as the age of Daniel Murphy. Daniel Murphy has conjured and communicated with the spectral world and has gained strength from Shea Stadium ghosts named Donn Clendenon, Tommie Agee and Tug McGraw. Murphy has transcended the world most of us humans live in and is operating in a realm that is not quantifiable or familiar to the rest of us.

Daniel Murphy is morphing into an October play-off baseball god. Reggie Jackson will forever be known as Mr. October. Derek Jeter is Mr. November. And The Murph is what?

Daniel Murphy has always been a good professional hitter, but did anyone see Murphy as a force of nature repeatedly able to change the course of a baseball game with a flick of his wrists?

Being in the zone is something most of us are not familiar with or capable of comprehending. I thought I was once in the zone on a playground in Brighton, Massachusetts, located behind a ramshackle Friendly’s, where my jump shot refused to miss on rims that had more shake than a body double for Jennifer Lopez. I could not miss, but I wasn’t playing before 45,000 rabid Mets fans cheering for a dream that only months ago seemed beyond all reach; I was playing on a cracked asphalt playground hoops court, and no one cared too much and that included the guys playing in the game.

Daniel Murphy is for real.

Jacob de Grom is for real.

And all of a sudden, it feels pretty damn good to be a Mets fan. It’s nice to know that Yankee fans are watching our team in the play-offs.

Living in Massachusetts, I am the stranger in a strange land. No one cares that the Mets are creating magic in October. No one gives me a thumb’s up, or a confident and conspiratorial head nod when I wear my Mets sweatshirt.

I am alone in a foreign land. I watch the games solo and my fellow celebrants are diehard Mets fans scattered throughout this great land.

I have no compassion or empathy for long-suffering Cubs fans. I want to gain entry to the World Series this year. The Second City Cubs can wait for a second chance. With deGrom, Matz, Harvey and Syndergaard clamoring to grab the ball from Terry Collins’ hand, this feels for real.

This isn’t Kenny Rogers, there is no Billy Wagner blown save on the horizon, and it is physically impossible for former Met and current Yankee, Carlos Beltran, to look at a called third strike and end this NLCS for the Mets.

This time it’s for real.

When The Mets Win, Let’s All Go To The Bar!

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“Only Dodgers fans go to heaven.” – Tommy Lasorda 

Former Los Angeles Dodgers skipper, Tommy Lasorda, believes in Frank Sinatra, Fernandomania and that God will only allow Dodgers fans to walk through St. Peter’s Pearly Gates; but a rail thin, hirsute 26-year-old fire-balling Met phenom, Jacob deGrom, is aiming to tear down the Temple of Baseball that Walter O’Malley built in the City of Angels and demonstrate to all that Jesus hates Chase Utley and that Chavez Ravine idolaters believe in a band of false prophets.

Jacob deGrom

Tonight’s win or go home Game 5 of the NLDS between the New York Mets and the Los Angeles Dodgers is where East meets West. This is where one team will earn the right to play the young and fearless Chicago Cubs, who have made Cubs fans believe that Steve Bartman can find redemption and that Theo Epstein’s rebuilding process is faster than Donald Trump’s fuzzy plan to Make America Great Again.

The Dodgers will answer deGrom with their own version of a starting pitcher savant: Zack Greinke. The 31-year-old, Greinke, possesses the laconic air of a character plucked from a Richard Linklater film and his shoulder-length blonde locks could be an homage to Linklater’s Dazed & Confused character, Mitch.

Zack “Mitch” Greinke

deGrom is angular and electric. Greinke is slow rollin’ and SoCal.

The Dodgers embody SoCal, and the Mets are now the caretakers of the Dodgers former Holy Land of Brooklyn. With O’Malley orchestrating and leading the Brooklyn Dodgers and New York Giants exodus to the Land of Kardashian and TMZ, the Mets are the custodians of National League hardball in the five boroughs. This game is where the Mets can shed the elusive ghosts of Duke Snider, Roy Campanella and Jackie Robinson and allow Mets fans to celebrate their own Ya Gotta Believe magic and mystique of Mookie Wilson, Tug McGraw and Tom Seaver.

Praise The Lord, Sister!

After I conduct a practice with my youth soccer team, where I play the role of Morris Buttermaker, and have my patience tested by a bunch of eight and nine-year-old boys who make Tanner, Ahmad and Timmy Lupus look like a bunch of well-mannered Bad News Bears Boy Scouts; I will watch this game and attempt to ignore the pounding headache caused by this band of chronically ill-behaved and athletically-challenged youths.

Buttermaker 

It’s been alleged that sports are an opiate for the masses, but only a Mets victory will relieve the pain inflicted by these eight and nine-year old boys. With a Dodgers victory, I will not genuflect to the Big Dodger in the Sky, but I will head to the bar where salvation can be held and quantifiably measured in a magical concoction of amber liquid. The visages of Mary Hart and Larry King will not haunt me, as I peer into a glass, that is full of lost hope and bad baseball karma.

Only Jacob deGrom can offer sweet relief from a Dodgers win and to achieve that he must shut down a Dodgers offense that revolves around Howie Kendrick, Adrian Gonzalez, Justin Turner and Andre Ethier. deGrom needs to stifle these bats to give the Mets a chance at a Game 5 victory.

Tonight has the makings of a hardball masterpiece. Baseball fans need to take notice. Fuck the NFL’s Saints and and Falcons Thursday night offering. Ignore the NHL’s slate of games scheduled before The Great Pumpkin has had an opportunity to unveil itself.

Rusty “Le Grand Orange” Staub

Give proper respect to October baseball.

Pray for the recovery of Rusty Staub.

And allow the Mets, the goddamn woe begotten, downtrodden, Madoff fucked-over Mets a win.

Just one  … goddamn … fucking …  win!