162 Games Played

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A major league baseball season consists of 162 games. 81 games played at home and 81 games played on the road.

To play in all 162 games, a player has to be better than merely good. This player has to be a proven linchpin to his team’s success. You want this bad man in your lineup every goddamn day. You need this soldier in your lineup every day.

To these 162 men of iron, posting up is what they do. They show up at the ballpark every day knowing their name is going to be in the lineup. There are no days off. Days off are for chumps — not champs. These guys are heroes – not zeros.

For the 2025 season, only six players showed up every day, laced up their spikes and hunkered down at home plate to take their hacks. Six. (One of the six actually played in 163 games.) These guys didn’t take a night off because they went on a bender in South Beach and ended the night at Tootsie’s. They didn’t see Tarik Skubal scheduled as the next day’s starter and ask for the day off. These guys buckled up and showed out.

Here are 2025’s Iron Men:

  1. Rafael Devers (163 Games Played)
  2. Pete Alonso
  3. Elly De La Cruz
  4. Matt Olson
  5. Brett Rooker
  6. Kyle Schwarber

You might be asking yourself, how did Rafael Devers play in 163 games? After being traded from the Boston Red Sox to the San Francisco Giants, on June 15th, Devers picked up an extra game.

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Devers Aside: When the Chief Baseball Officer (Who makes up these titles in baseball? Is this a Tom Werner production?) of the Boston Red Sox, Craig Breslow, realized his relationship with Rafael Devers had cratered to the point of a JLo marriage counseling session, Devers was shipped to San Francisco for the mercurial flamethrowing reliever/failed starter Jordan Hicks, starting pitcher Kyle Harrison, minor league outfielder James Tibbs III since moved to the Dodgers for the rental of Tormund Giantsbane wannabe Dustin May, and minor league pitcher Jose Bello.

Before Devers’ plane could leave town, he was hit with the usual crap of not being a good teammate, he was lazy — out of shape. The guy only played in 163 games. 1-6-3!

And if Devers’ replacement at third base, Alex Bregman, decides that he’s not a Dunkin’ type of guy — the Red Sox will again be looking to fill a void at third base. I’ll allow Alex Bregman’s uber agent Scott Boras to explain how that works:

“In Boston, we learned a lot about Bregman in ‘25,” Boras said at last week’s GM Meetings in Las Vegas. “Because in Boston prior to ’25 they had a lot of lineup donut holes and certainly prior to ’25, Boston has been kind of a club that has dunkin’ well below the playoff line. So I think it was a bad roast in Beantown. Give the owners credit in ’25. They went out, spent some Starbucks to bring in a Bregman blend that led them to the playoffs. I’m sure the Boston fans don’t want this to be just a cup of coffee and no one wants a Brexit.”

Who knew that Boras was a former hack ad agency copywriter? Twelve-year-olds come up with better shit on TikTok.

Red Sox/Liverpool FC/Pittsburgh Penguins/RFK Racing/Boston Common Golf fans will revel in their schadenfreude at the fact that Devers was the only 2025 Iron Man not to be named an All-Star.

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All of this is mere artifice to get to my main point, which is; how do the Mets or the Phillies allow Pete Alonso or Kyle Schwarber to depart via free agency? These guys don’t grow on Pedro Martinez’s mango tree in the Dominican Republic?

Quick Elly De La Cruz Hug: But Elly De La Cruz did grow up in the Dominican Republic — not sure he ever sat under Pedro’s mango tree. De La Cruz played 162 games — almost exclusively at shortstop — and is the first Cincinnati Red to play 162 games since Joey Votto in 2017. De La Cruz played through the death of his sister and a nagging quad injury. Stole 37 bags. Absolute stud.

If you haven’t been paying attention at home because you’re mourning the death of Alice Glick, I write this stuff through the perspective of a Mets fan. And maybe this outsized passion and commitment to the Mets sometimes makes folks think I am an agoraphobic loser — not that agoraphobics are losers — but I do watch a lot of Mets games. In a Mets fan survey on The Athletic, one of the questions was: How many Mets games did you watch in 2025? I answered 100. Sounds about right — maybe a little more — but that feels like the number. For the folks who watched 140 or more games, that is sick. Also, it makes me think; is a baseball incel a subset of the larger incel populace?

All of this has been a touch of smoke and mirrors to get to this salient point: The Mets need to re-sign Pete Alonso.

The ability to post up and play every day is undervalued. Staying healthy is a talent and the ability to play through pain and minor dings should not be overlooked.

David Stearns bring back the Polar Bear. Changes are needed. But I’m not sure the right move is to move on from Pete Alonso. Yes, Alonso has defensive shortcomings but when did first base evolve into a defense first position? You want a guy who can bash the ball at first.

When you add it up all six of 2025’s Iron Men bring value to their teams. Can their true value be quantified? Does an opposing pitcher want to see A’s right fielder Brent Rooker step into the box or a guy that has been working the Sacramento and Las Vegas Aviators shuttle? Presence alone can make or break a lineup on a particular day. Pitching to Juan Soto and then having to face Pete Alonso ain’t no walk in the park.

Iron men are valuable. It goes beyond the stats.

(I forgot to give any love to Matt Olson. With all due respect, fuck the Braves.)

2025 MLB Opening Day

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Baseball’s Opening Day is upon us at the end of March, which might be a tad early, but with the Trump administration’s commitment to transforming the EPA into a government agency that eliminates bothersome and nitpicking environmental regulations, MLB will eventually be able to start the season in February utilizing the maximum benefits of climate change.

As the Trump administration uses the Hot Tub Time Machine to recreate the halcyon days of William McKinley’s presidency, in the late 1890s, baseball embarks on another season. Another 162 games.

162 games to deflect from what is a stumbling and bumbling Trump administration that takes to a commercial messaging app, Signal, to discuss a military strike after inadvertently including a journalist in the group. These clowns couldn’t organize a clandestine boys weekend to Vegas without letting the whole world know. Ferris Bueller had more spycraft skills than this bunch.

I write this sippng RFK Jr. recommended cod liver oil to “innoculate” myself from the resurgence of measles that is affecting parts of the country. I’m also considering making some eye of newt soup. Why not?

If you’re asking, is this a piece on baseball? It is, but I would be remiss not to mention contextually where we are as a nation. We are living in a time where seemingly every norm is being attacked — except the pursuit of money. That is being championed with an unbridled zeal, but at the cost and detriment to middle-class Americans.

As we have witnessed with baseball, our American institutions are resilient. They have the ability to withstand body blows, haymakers and regain their feet after a standing eight count. Democracy will ultimately prevail.

And 162 games of baseball is a great diversion from the Trump & Musk show.

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Going Yard

In Hollywood, the Los Angeles Dodgers have made every other big league club resemble The Bad News Bears Go To Japan. The Dodgers are THE baseball colossus perched on a tectonic plate and accruing talent with the ease of a Hollywood madam. Baseball has not seen a repeat World Series champion since the 1999 and 2000 New York Yankees.

Mr. Mookie Betts

The Juan Soto era commences in Flushing, NY. Stevie Cohen took out his big boy credit card and made Juan Soto and Scott Boras extremely happy. The Mets will score runs, but their starting pitching staff won’t remind anyone of Seaver, Koosman and Matlack.

Jon Matlack, Jerry Koosman & Tom Seaver

The New York Yankees took a huge hit with the loss of their ace, Gerrit Cole, to season-ending Tommy John surgery. For those who believe the Yankees’ pursuit of a World Series title is over, the trade deadline could bring another ace to the Boogie Down. The subtractions of Gleyber Torres and Alex Verdugo have exponentially increased the Bronx Bombers’ collective baseball IQ.

With Gerrit Cole gone in Gotham, Red Sox fans are starting to have fantasies of winning the AL East. Red Sox skipper Alex Cora has newly-acquired free agent Alex Bregman to boost the intensity in the clubhouse. Garrett Crochet gives the Old Towne Team an ace. The trio of Kristian Campbell, Marcelo Mayer and Roman Anthony are reminding regulars at The Sausage Guy cart of when Betts, Bogaerts, Bradley Jr. and Benintendi broke into the bigs. I would still advise folks not to to use Bucky Dent or Jeter Downs in the same sentence at the Cask & Flagon.

Bucky “Bleeping” Dent

Can the Chicago White Sox lose less than 100 games? I would take the over.

The St. Louis Cardinals have Chaim Bloom waiting in the wings to take over from John Mozeliak as President of Baseball Operations. Ask Chaim about Jeter Downs. I have a feeling Alex Cora doesn’t miss Mr. Bloom in Boston.

The Rays and A’s are both playing at minor leage parks. Will the beer prices be minor league?

The Chicago Cubs should win the NL Central. I’ll take Kyle Tucker over Cody Bellinger.

The kick change is the new pitch.

The Minnesota Twins are going to score runs like an Edina slow pitch softball team.

Jose Altuve has moved to left field for the Astros. Mookie Betts is the shortstop at Dodger Stadium. And Rafael Devers has been moved off third base by the addition of Alex Bregman at The House That Dave Roberts Built.

Without question, the Yankees were woefully inept at the fundamentals in 2024. The World Series showcased that.

Will Baltimore’s Tyler O’Neill continue his Opening Game home run streak? The streak stands at five.

Corbin Burnes makes the D’Backs legit.

Opening Day Premier Pitching Matchup: Skenes going against Alcantara in Miami.

Bug in a rug, Bloop or Ballantine Blast!